just to have an hilarious sunday night.. i was found reading
“AN OPEN LETTER
TO JONELLE, WHO
SENT A THREE-SONG
DEDICATION TO HER
BOYFRIEND, ROB.”
laughed? sure did.
my open letter would be to my house mate who insists on smoking outside and dragging cigarette smoke inside with her and then watches over 10 hours of commercial television a day.
maybe i will begin it now.
dear housemate,
not that i would call you dear, more likely, deranged or demented and i probably should let you know straight up, my friends and i refer to you as ‘the yeti’.
so, let us begin,
deranged yeti,
i have decided it is time now for me to take more serious action. yelling cajoling asking politely and writing you kind letters have all failed. pushing you outside and locking the door did have some effect however the neighbours would probably eventually call the police if i did that every time what with you yelling you f’ing b&#@tch through the glass while i looked on fascinated at your the way your face contorted even more horrendously than what it normally looks like.
yes, you arent exactly pleasing on the eye and hey, after cancer treatment for lung cancer and only just surviving, i cant exactly expect you to be an angelina, BUT that brings me to perhaps my greatest point. why the f#%! are you smoking when you have only recently recovered from cancer anyway????
a drain on society???
it makes me wonder, do you think that all taxpayers just there to support your ignorant and lazy stinking wasteful life?
you are an embarrassment and an abomination.
the abominable yeti.
in disgust, amazement,
your housemate.
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